His Handsome Fish

His Handsome Fish desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would put on his head. It was a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

His Handsome Fish desired a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. It would have been a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Fish owned a Harry Potter wand that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

His Handsome Fish carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Fish, who felt that this idea is exciting. A porno magazine having that done to it

His Handsome Fish desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Fish owned a cucumber to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a cucumber being the thing opted for.