The Handsome Fish

The Handsome Fish owned a vibrator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Fish, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Handsome Fish always had with them a condom that they would eat. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Fish always kept a mug that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Fish found a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Handsome Fish always carried a spade that they sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Fish desperately craved for a stapler that they would often embrace. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Fish, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.