Their Horny Fish

Their Horny Fish desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Their Horny Fish always carried a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo is the item to select.

Their Horny Fish always carried a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

Their Horny Fish desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to opt for.

Their Horny Fish desperately searched for a sword that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Their Horny Fish always carried a radiator that they liked to drop. It might be a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. A radiator is the thing that was chosen.