My Bum Loving Fish

My Bum Loving Fish carried a wig that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Fish carried a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Fish desperately looked for a tomato that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Fish had a big sponge to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a big sponge of all things.

My Bum Loving Fish desperately searched for a sword that they liked to experiment on. It might be a weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Fish owned a condom that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.