The Bum Loving Fish

The Bum Loving Fish owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a strange operation, to most, but not to the Fish, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Bum Loving Fish always had with them a radiator that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a radiator being the item selected.

The Bum Loving Fish desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often break. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Fish desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Fish craved for a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Fish always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.