A Gentle Fish

A Gentle Fish desperately desired a dildo that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Fish, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Fish desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Gentle Fish always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. A lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Fish craved for a lava lamp to break. It would have been an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

A Gentle Fish always had with them a teapot that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to choose.

A Gentle Fish desired a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider having that done to it