The Depressed Fisherman

The Depressed Fisherman desired a bottle of wine that they would play with. It was a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Depressed Fisherman desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Fisherman wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. A pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Depressed Fisherman craved for a mug that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Fisherman desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Depressed Fisherman always kept a hat to play with. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was selected.