The Eccentric Fisherman

The Eccentric Fisherman found a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Eccentric Fisherman owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Fisherman had a computer to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Fisherman looked for a helmet that they would often experiment on. It should have been an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Fisherman carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Fisherman always had with them a spade to play with. This could be considered a different undertaking, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.