The Depressed Fisherman

The Depressed Fisherman searched for a piece of paper that they would put on his head. It would be an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Depressed Fisherman found a wig that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Fisherman looked for a dildo that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Depressed Fisherman wanted a big sponge that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Depressed Fisherman desperately desired a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Fisherman desired a cucumber that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.