The Colourful Fisherman

The Colourful Fisherman desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Fisherman carried a little monkey that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. A little monkey being the item opted for.

The Colourful Fisherman desperately needed a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Fisherman had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Colourful Fisherman found a toilet brush that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it was fun. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Colourful Fisherman often carried a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.