A Grumpy Fisherman

A Grumpy Fisherman desperately desired a bat that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Fisherman desperately desired a set of lego that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Fisherman carried a crown that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Fisherman desired a tomato to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Fisherman desperately wanted a crown that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the chosen item.

A Grumpy Fisherman always kept a CD player that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a CD player of all things.