The Cheerful Fisherman

The Cheerful Fisherman desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a different activity, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Fisherman had a porno magazine that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Fisherman desperately needed a mug that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a mug being the item selected.

The Cheerful Fisherman had a set of lego that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Fisherman had a computer that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a computer was the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Fisherman wanted a can of Dr Pepper to break. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.