My Bewildered Fisherman

My Bewildered Fisherman craved for a dildo that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Fisherman carried a sword to eat. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A sword would be the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Fisherman always had with them a hat to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a hat being the item opted for.

My Bewildered Fisherman always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey having that done to it

My Bewildered Fisherman wanted a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Fisherman searched for a custard pie that they would often cuddle. It was an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.