His Crypting Fisherman

His Crypting Fisherman had a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

His Crypting Fisherman desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

His Crypting Fisherman desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

His Crypting Fisherman craved for a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was fun. Honestly, a condom being the chosen item.

His Crypting Fisherman desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to worship. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

His Crypting Fisherman desperately needed a hat that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it was spectacular. A hat having that done to it