The Confused Fisherman

The Confused Fisherman found a chocolate bar to demolish. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Confused Fisherman desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to share. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. A cheese grater being the item selected.

The Confused Fisherman found a condom that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A condom was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Fisherman desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Fisherman carried a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Confused Fisherman always had with them a spade that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.