The Dodgy Fisherman

The Dodgy Fisherman owned a big sponge that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was epic. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Fisherman desperately looked for a CD player that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Fisherman owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Fisherman searched for a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Fisherman always carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Fisherman always kept a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. It was an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.