Did you guys know that prostate means protector?
The prostate (from Ancient Greek προστάτης, prostates, literally "one who stands before", "protector", "guardian"[1])
[source]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate
Well she looks like a good prostate, make sure to check her regularly to keep her in top shape
what the hell is she protecting? my virginity?
Lol, that's not worth protecting.