We've All Been Hurt Before

in #funny8 years ago

When you've been abused so hard the doctor can feel it when giving you a prostate examination

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Did you guys know that prostate means protector?

The prostate (from Ancient Greek προστάτης, prostates, literally "one who stands before", "protector", "guardian"[1])
[source]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate

Well she looks like a good prostate, make sure to check her regularly to keep her in top shape

what the hell is she protecting? my virginity?

Lol, that's not worth protecting.

The heart may be the center of the health focus in the West, but in the East the Chakras is deeper and lower down, the right place where love energy is stored.

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Lotus position or even bending over opens it up

crackras

If this is your Doctor just stand there and enjoy it i say!

i travel 30 miles just to see a hot doctor

Look if you're uncomfortable with the doc's fingers let me know I can help you out... No hands

fingers plural?
i dunno if that's how prostate exams should work

It is when I'm in the house.

But on a more serious note, I've tried to drag you over to the discord chat multiple times and you seem to prefer not to do that so I guess I must resort to talking to you here.

I'm planning on making a bot that posts links to the posts you upvote everyday. Like punchline's list but this will be traffy's list. Now you can calm your tush and know that I'm only interested in posts you upvote that other people post. was wondering if you're cool with that?

Never use bare fingers it's not safe (nails can rupture tissue), glove it, or use a sterile probe.

Shorty he will realize doctors are worst abuser.

never thought i'd say it but I kinda feel sorry for cosby there

Doc's reaction when she saw your abused hole during prostate exam.

yup, that's fucked up all right

I'd be worried if this was my doctor

For one thing, he looks too young to be a doctor

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that nurse seems quite inviting though, so pros and cons i guess

Haha, I don't know, she looks bored.

Wow, your doctor is really skilled, giving prostate exam just listening to the chest. Oh wait, I get it, you've been hurt so bad your prostate has moved that far up, well good thing you got to the doctor when you did.

well he's using his right hand too
killing 2 birds with 1 stone i guess

No wonder he looks worried, couldn't locate what he was looking for.

cylindrical metal speculum for examination and treatment in Sims posture.

The speculum if used for vaginal examination, and also by S&M enthusiasts.

Here's a picture of me giving my doctor a high five after the exam:

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He also said my tonsils are fine.