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The secret of drinking more than your friends is to occasionally poor some out when they aren't watching

haha good to do with the church communion beer

After 2nd round...

damn, he got a bit on the table and floor

That’s why whenever I go to the bar I always bring breath mints, gotta mask the puke smell from potential victims ladies.

nah, see the trick is to find the ones that are so drunk they can't notice
like a litmus test

You’ve found yourself a keeper

Hey Traf,

Just announced round 3 of the #comedyopenmic contest. Just wanted to say thank you for your attention and support in the first 2 rounds. It's greatly appreciated.

cool, will have a look

When the AC ain't workin' and you gotta ventilate 'em pits.

strutting that fancy deodorant around

Finally a @traf reply. I can die peacefully now.
(psst, I had left a comment on your Tauchain post.)

Seriously!!! I guess your tolerance is really high from years of your uncle spiking your drink. I swear I thought 2 roofies would be enough.

Wait, since you're back... Wanna fuck anyway

why would your uncle bother roofieing you?
i just have my way with my niece

I see I still have much to learn from you.

Teach me oh great maestro

Ready for round 3 to throw up!
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damn, gotta watch out for that chicken wing

Strutting in for drinks and sex are actually very similar

And the shame is also similar for both when you prematurely finish and cant continue.

ha ha ha.....most funny post
@traf sir

I'm ready ! Who else ? .... ha ha