Too Deep

in #funny7 years ago

When you went a little too deep and got some of his pubes stuck in your teeth

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This is when positive thinking comes in handy.


Think of it like fiber from veggies, it's good for your digestion

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hmmm probably just get your intestines in knots as it can get quite curly

That's just kinda nasty


When he pulled the pubes, that's the real reason why humpty went over the wall

I wonder if he had to spit it back out when they tried to put him back together whole again

You are lucky that it is just between your teeth. You have not gone deep enough.

how my dick looked after my wife went down on me once

lol daem...that's some deep throat assist right there!

lol, assist for the deepest throat

yeah that should teach him to be gentle when holding his gf's head next time

She is lucky that this is not my pubic hair otherwise her teeth must be broken.

feel sorry for lois lane

You won't get any pubes giving Pinocchio a nose job

You might get other questionable stuff stuck in your teeth, though

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same surgeon as michael jackson

lol not even a lie!

She should ask Jackie Chan for advise, he used to give tutorials on how to give a good Blow Job before he became a movie star!

missed this disney movie

The disney movie was called crouching tiger hidden penis!

There are a lot of things you should learn from this man, he is the expert of this job.

After the work, there will be nothing in his mouth.

damn
too bad there's no gym for the face

great tinder shot cumkee!

Lol. The girl-dentist explains to her friends how to clean teeth properly.
What do you think? :)

yeah no secret what she uses to floss with

Haha, for sure.

lol @serkagan the girl in the middle forgot to wear her blue checked dentist uniform

Lol, ladies do it so deeply is not worth it, otherwise their smile will fail, ha ha ha :D

damn, all this time i thought they were crack addicts
now i know what the crack is referring to

Haha, lol, they gave themselves out

Haha lmao, when you go to deep for too long you can imitate the tax man.


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sounds like something useful to have on your CV