We Get This A Lot

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When you're Asian and hear 'yeah, but where are you REALLY from?'

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some say it's the eyes, some say it's the face, other say it's just the Asian complexion that looks all the same



But Really, It's Just The Geekiness
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damn, that chair does look like those asian emojis

@traf,
I will have two reactions :D
First

Then

Cheers~

they probably look the same to them

@trafalgar,
Lol yeah, actually how many times people asked this question from me lol :D

Cheers~

Err....maybe cause lots of them they dance the same


I blame it on beyonce's gay dances moves

See being part Asian, I just don't dance too risky :p

Shit these replies could get real racist real fast, oh well why not...



I Say We Put This Down To A Dance Battle - ala StarLord
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see? this is what happens when you don't become a doctor or a lawyer

It's perfectly understandable if your non-Asian eyes takes time to tell the difference, not everyone's eyes can see a clearly or as fast as Bruce.


As Yoda said: More noodles soup, you must eat. After 1000 bowls, master the look you will

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That's why I started eating burgers, steaks, ribs, and happy meals when I first came to the west. In no time I was seeing a multitudes of shades from chalky whites to lobster pink.

damn, he's downing those goons like a dynasty warrior game

Haha I love noodle soups

As Yoda said: More noodles soup, you must eat. After 1000 bowls, master the look you will

who the fuck say we asians look same
don't they differentiate between our hairstyles..

that's why we don't have guess who

Ok quick test, you guys like this? Yummy isn't it?


See nobody is racist when Asians give you a woody.

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bet everyone wanted to sit next to her during a maths test
or no maths test

They just wanted to sit next to her, period.

Ok that's enough drooling, get back to posting you bunch of daisies

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lol I see you left something for the boys here to appreciate

Asia is my favorite country behind Africa.

Heh heh...

That's not true.

I don't like the country of Africa at all.

it's because you don't speak african
otherwise when you meet african girls, you'll just click

or you just dick

lol feeling a little racist today vangolucky?

No. I like people. But I have a problem with land masses. Sticking up all over the place. Getting in the way of my boat. Ect.

yeah, I get you, the rest of the world be like Holland, Venice and Atlantis, boats be everywhere

Dumbass, Asia and Africa are both continents.
Not countries. 🙄

Be very very careful asking an Asian that question!

Just ask them any Maths question and you will be fine

haha he's using all his trigonometry skills with that stick

For an elite sibling Olympic skating pair, they should be disqualified for such an out-of-synch eye roll.

they can't always climax at the exact same time

i disagree climaxing at the same time is achievable....but hey you're not wrong, no two persons has the exact orgasm face, odds must be one in a million that these two are eye-roller

I wonder how many orgasm does it take to find your ice-skating partner

racial shit sexymatty, as racist as possible, comeon stretch that comedy imagination of yours

besides in comedy there really ain't no colour there is only humor

fine i gave you a pity white-boy upvote

@dj123 - I have no clue what you are talking about. Are you joking? Pair figure skaters are supposed to do things in unison and their timing was off. Any racial interpretation was far beyond the scope of the lens I had when making such a simple jest.

On the other hand, you've given us another clue in the puzzle of your identity.

ok, ok I get it sexymatty.....so they work the racial stereotypes of looking the same to their advantage....hey there's no rules against that sneaky white-boy!

I'm confused by how this is still racial or offensive to you. It could have been any two team figure skaters rolling their eyes out of synch. It had nothing to do with race or looking the same.

The same would apply for synchronized swimming. Let's say two white Americans on that duo for clarification.

This is the last time I'll brush over slander and white-boy mockery resulting from misinterpretation. I've disrespected no one, especially after clearly explaining myself.

Hey @dj123, is it just me or is all this incestuous whiteboy talk turning you on also?

go look at vangolucky, that's some prime white-racist-jest we be needing here to grow #funny

Nah it's all the same......I'm sure when Asian mom beats us kids, or Blacks, or Whites, or Islander moms....especially Islanders mom, it all hurts like hell


See that be some black-belt in ass whooping