The Fucking Geek

The Fucking Geek desperately needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Geek always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Fucking Geek searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Fucking Geek carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Geek desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Fucking Geek searched for a teapot to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot having that done to it