A Retarded Geek

A Retarded Geek desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Geek desperately looked for a mug that they would often put up their bum. This seems a peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a mug would be the item chosen.

A Retarded Geek always had with them a piece of paper that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who feels it was epic. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Geek craved for a crown that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown having that done to it

A Retarded Geek always had with them a stapler that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A stapler would be the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Geek always carried a toilet brush that they would often worship. It would be an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.