The Depressed Geek

The Depressed Geek desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. A stapler is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Geek desperately craved for a pen that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Geek had a dildo that they liked to smash. This seems to be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who expected it was simply life. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Geek found a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Geek found a spade to insert somewhere. It might be an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Geek desperately needed a pen that they would share. It is a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a pen is the thing that was chosen.