His Boring Geek

His Boring Geek desired a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Geek wanted a block of cheese to smash. This could be considered an unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Geek owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Geek desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Geek looked for a sack of potatoes that they would throw. It might have been a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Geek often carried a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was magnificent. A sponge being the item opted for.