The Funny Geek

The Funny Geek desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Geek desired a pint of beer that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Funny Geek desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Funny Geek desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a surprising action, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Funny Geek needed a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the item opted for.

The Funny Geek desperately wanted a crown that they liked to share. It should be a surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen thing.