A Exciting Geek

A Exciting Geek always had with them a radiator that they would sit and look at. It might have been an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen item.

A Exciting Geek owned a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

A Exciting Geek often carried a dildo that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo having that done to it

A Exciting Geek desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to play with. It should be a curious operation, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop having that done to it

A Exciting Geek always carried a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a teapot having that done to it

A Exciting Geek wanted a rubber johnny that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.