A Scary Geek

A Scary Geek needed a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt it was sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Scary Geek needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Scary Geek often carried a condom that they would often eat. It would have been an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen item.

A Scary Geek looked for a bat that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Geek had a bag of poop that they liked to drop. This is certainly a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is epic. A bag of poop is the thing to select.

A Scary Geek desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. This seems an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A magic 8 ball was the chosen item.