A Worrisome Geek

A Worrisome Geek desired a dildo that they sometimes drop. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Geek always kept a block of cheese to insert somewhere. One might say this is a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

A Worrisome Geek needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

A Worrisome Geek often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Worrisome Geek desired a little monkey that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

A Worrisome Geek looked for a piece of paper to sit and look at. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.