The Scary Geek

The Scary Geek wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Scary Geek always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Geek carried a rubber johnny that they would often worship. It would be an odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Geek looked for a sponge that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the item selected.

The Scary Geek desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Geek wanted a condom that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a condom is the thing that was chosen.