The Green Geek

The Green Geek wanted a crown that they sometimes smash. It was an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Green Geek desperately looked for a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Green Geek carried a custard pie that they liked to eat. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Green Geek often carried a CD player that they would worship. It was considered to be an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Green Geek always carried a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Green Geek craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a new thought, to some, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.