A Boring Geek

A Boring Geek found a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

A Boring Geek looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

A Boring Geek desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would often smash. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

A Boring Geek carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

A Boring Geek always had with them a pen that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Geek always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.