The Magical Geek

The Magical Geek desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Magical Geek desired a cucumber that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Geek wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who considered it was out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Geek desperately searched for a toilet brush that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Magical Geek needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Geek desperately looked for a cup to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Geek, who expected it was awesome. Who would have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.