The Green Geek

The Green Geek always kept a pencil sharpener that they would eat. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Green Geek desperately wanted a set of lego that they sometimes play with. It was a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Geek found a hat to embrace. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

The Green Geek owned a bat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

The Green Geek found a sword that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to select.

The Green Geek craved for a teapot to throw. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Strangely, a teapot would be the chosen thing.