Her Weary Geek

Her Weary Geek desperately craved for a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

Her Weary Geek had a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Her Weary Geek desired a dildo that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who felt it was magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing selected.

Her Weary Geek desperately desired a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

Her Weary Geek looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was amazing. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Her Weary Geek searched for a bottle of coke to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.