A Depressed Geek

A Depressed Geek desired a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Geek desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Geek desperately needed a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Geek found a ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was magnificent. Remarkably, a ball is the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Geek searched for a wig that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen item.

A Depressed Geek always had with them a melon that they would hug. It would be a new idea, to me, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A melon would be the chosen thing.