His Horny Geek

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His Horny Geek had a sword that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

His Horny Geek desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pen having that done to it

His Horny Geek often carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be an astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Geek owned a dildo that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

His Horny Geek desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly new action, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was sublime. A lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Geek often carried a big sponge that they would put up their bum. It is a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.