Green Geek

Green Geek desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Green Geek carried a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was selected.

Green Geek often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt it was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Green Geek desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was sublime. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Green Geek desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was an odd action, to my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Green Geek craved for a spade that they sometimes experiment on. It was a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a spade is the item to choose.