A Foolish Geek

A Foolish Geek desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A cup being the item selected.

A Foolish Geek desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

A Foolish Geek desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Geek looked for a crown to worship. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a crown was the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Geek carried a chocolate bar that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Geek desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.