Her Nervous Geek

Her Nervous Geek desperately craved for a vibrator that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

Her Nervous Geek needed a helmet that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Geek wanted a pint of beer to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Nervous Geek looked for a little monkey that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.

Her Nervous Geek carried a custard pie that they would put up their bum. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.

Her Nervous Geek found a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.