Her Bewildered Geek

Her Bewildered Geek looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Geek always kept a block of cheese to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Geek always kept a cucumber to worship. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is entertaining. A cucumber of all things.

Her Bewildered Geek craved for a piece of paper that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to many, but not to the Geek, who feels it was amazing. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Geek always kept a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Her Bewildered Geek owned a stapler that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was epic. A stapler is the item to opt for.