The Chinese Geek

The Chinese Geek needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Geek searched for a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Chinese Geek desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Chinese Geek always kept a bat that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Geek craved for a cheese grater that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Geek always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.