The Bum Loving Geek

The Bum Loving Geek always carried a sword that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Geek owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. A lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Geek searched for a wig that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Geek craved for a Harry Potter wand to put on his head. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Geek had a pint of beer that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. A pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Geek searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.