The Boring Geek

The Boring Geek desired a cup that they sometimes hug. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Geek desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber of all things.

The Boring Geek desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Boring Geek desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often smash. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who expected it was fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Boring Geek always had with them a can of Tango to embrace. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Geek desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels it was the most awesome idea. A spade was the item that was chosen.