A Grumpy Geek

A Grumpy Geek always carried a helmet that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A helmet was the chosen item.

A Grumpy Geek needed a piece of paper that they would annihilate It is a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a piece of paper of all things.

A Grumpy Geek desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Geek desired a rubber chicken to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Geek desperately wanted a big sponge to cuddle. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Geek always carried a bottle of wine to worship. It would be a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.