A Retarded Geek

A Retarded Geek carried a cup that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.

A Retarded Geek found a crown that they would play with. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a crown being the thing opted for.

A Retarded Geek searched for a crown that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Geek desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Geek wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

A Retarded Geek looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.