His Boring Geek

His Boring Geek searched for a toilet brush that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

His Boring Geek often carried a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Geek wanted a dildo that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Geek always carried a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a hat was the chosen thing.

His Boring Geek desperately searched for a sponge that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.

His Boring Geek desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A stapler was the thing that was selected.