The Grumpy Geek

The Grumpy Geek searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Geek carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Grumpy Geek desperately searched for a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Geek often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Geek desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Geek had a bag of flour that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.