Troubled Geek

Troubled Geek desperately desired a crown to sleep with. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

Troubled Geek always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Geek searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

Troubled Geek found a ball that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

Troubled Geek owned a vibrator that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was awesome. A vibrator is the item to select.

Troubled Geek desperately craved for a bag of flour to sit and look at. It should have been an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.