His Curious Geek

His Curious Geek desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes break. It would have been a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

His Curious Geek wanted a toilet brush that they would break. This could be considered a fairly curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

His Curious Geek had a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. It was an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was epic. A stretchman being the chosen thing.

His Curious Geek desperately desired a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to choose.

His Curious Geek wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. It is a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

His Curious Geek had a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. It should be a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.